Te Uri Kingi

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Happy Xmas.

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

who made this

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: ping-pong ball
Confidence: 100.0%

[That’s So Village @ThatsSoVillage]

Outstanding, @EuropeanCricket.

[Winston Peters @winstonpeters]

Sorry sunshine there was an election in 2020. NZ chose this government not me.

To be honest I'm surprised. I thought you would've known better by now.

[𝔾𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖 @Goblinkatie]

Well, I didn’t hate being awake until I saw this:

[Matty McLean @MattyMcLean]

There’s a reason “Indira” and “Breakfast” are trending on here today. Here’s @Indiratweets interview with Judith Collins if you missed it. @Breakfaston1

https://t.co/X1Jma7VnQd

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

the FDA just approved giving me a long hug and rubbing my back a little to let me know its all OK

[Giovanni Tiso @gtiso]

320 locations of interest is a lot of locations, especially if you consider that New Zealand has only 380 locations.

[Alexandre Krauss @AlexandreKrausz]

Disturbing video taken in #Shenzhen just across the boarder with #HongKong. Something extraordinarily bad is about happen. #China #HongKongProtests #Democracy #SaveHongKong
https://t.co/Gad5R5HVZL

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Donald Trump is an idiot.

[Te Uri Kingi @teurik]

M87 black hole not waiting in line for a photo on Everest. #iclimbedmounteverest

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Jesus fucking Christ. My grandfather started talking like this and afterward there was a family meeting and we hired a nurse to check on him at his home.

[Kelv 🦖 @RaptorsGotNext]

@BleacherReport

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

don jr thinks the "N" in SNL stands for "and"

[HSBC SVNS @SVNSSeries]

Something truly unique to rugby sevens.

@HSBC_Sport ball carrier gets lifted high by Fiji!

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[every time I watch the joy of painting]

*5 minutes in*

yellow ochre?? for a snow-covered mountain?! alright bob ross this time you've really lost it

*15 minutes in*

bob ross you son of a bitch

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

.@robdelaney