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[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

At this point, I don’t trust this site as a social media platform anymore. I have set up a Bluesky account (https://t.co/zKNiXKpVoE) and a Mastodon account (https://t.co/ImDFXwmFls).
I use my Syndic script (https://t.co/Ouupmw3MDK) to post to the 3 sites at the same time.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

Note: I will start using this platform less as I start transitioning to Bluesky (https://t.co/zKNiXKpnz6; used more), Mastodon (https://t.co/ImDFXwm7vU) and blogging (https://t.co/gYQoz4qH69; not ready yet).

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@FacebookAIslop You crack the pan. You pouk (puke?) egg. You have eggs in a circular container. You pou. You have a floating whisk with no handle. You fry egg, with stuff pouring out for some reason. You egg. Bone apple tea.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@ryanels Now justify it. When someone asks why, say it’s justified.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@Microsoft365 Outside. I don’t want to sit on a weird AI-generated chair.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

Also, just don't use overlays (#accessiBe, #UserWay and other scripts claiming to fix accessibility issues.) Design your site with accessibility in mind. I could write an entire essay about overlays, but there are already so many. (3/3)

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

So an accessibility overlay company uses "click here" links. (1/3)

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

For anyone who thinks that "click here" is helpful:

It's not the '90s, when the World Wide Web just started.
The <blink> element doesn't exist anymore.
Your site is not hosted on GeoCities.

It's one of my core pet peeves by now. Just change the link to what it goes to. (2/3)

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@Shefali__J You go to a website and it tells you to fill out a form:
“Enter your Social Security number”

So you type random digits just for fun. But then:
“Sorry, this Social Security number is already taken. Forgot password? Click to regain access instantly.”

Most secure website ever.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

Bit of constructive criticism, @internetarchive:

Stop letting people use three-character passwords.

(Registration and email verification is currently broken and returns 403)

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@yarden_shafir Especially if it's an app. Especially if I need to waste time making an account.

It should've just been a website, so something like an App Clip, because people are probably only using it once. For access control, a solution is a display with a QR code that changes every minute.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

Interesting, but still not paying.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

The first interactive ad I've seen in some time:

Daily @duolingo lesson: heart count gone (probably a bug), then when it's finished, you actually had me swipe to answer the Lily video call feature and I thought I somehow got free Duolingo Max. Then it told me to pay up.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@Not_SoSuperman @internetarchive They don't want to be pwned again, so I think that's the reason they're disabling login.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@hourly_shitpost Reminds me of the time when some K-pop fans called people disrespectful for abbreviating “behind the scenes”.

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

So I guess summation, the effects of John and Mike Mew's practices, and 1/50 of the US states are now banned.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

😤

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

This is why Apple added Today to the App Store. Charts mean nothing interesting; you either already have the top apps, or it’s something like Temu.

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

Why is apple recommending me these games

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

No. You’re a robot. (“Press 1 for English, 2 for Chinese” scam calls)

[teuuNumForIce @teuuNumForIce]

@CurseForge Oh yeah, Minecraft 6.0.