ted whalen

read-only account mostly for wrestling stuff
seek me elsewhere and when you find me,
DM to request your personalized apology

[ted whalen @tewhalen]

When I am laid, am laid in earth,
May my wrongs create
No trouble, no trouble in thy breast;
Remember me, remember me,
but ah! forget my tweets.

[ted whalen @tewhalen]

@Ja_bow このイベントはシカゴのファンのために現地で企画されたイベントです。
開催を許可してくださったTJPW様、本当にありがとうございます！

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@_SWEETMILKSHAKE obviously these are two different people. there was photographic evidence in a reputable magazine

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Wondering about the lyrics to the song they sing after every #ChocoPro show? Please learn and enjoy!

https://t.co/0GC39iHmbg

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@AllieKATCH They’re a lot better when you unwrap them

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@pinklightsticc お誕生日おめでとう!

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@UUB_P_KAI i did all the mechanical work myself, and had never worked on a car before! yours is probably in way better shape than my sad midwestern rust bucket

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@bigbingusbob @XXIchiban It’s me- I’m hosting it. Sorry it’s in Wrigleyville, but the place it’s happening is really cool, I promise

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@kira_tjpw I've sworn that once I can understand one of Anton's stories about Gon, I'll stop trying to learn Japanese, and this is exactly why

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@DanielKayHertz these look like they were 3d-printed

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@kisstheblade_ If I wasn’t already dead that would kill me

[Gerry Canavan (parody) @gerrycanavan]

"And Atanamir lived to a great age, clinging to his life beyond the end of all joy; and he was the first of the Numenoreans to do this, refusing to depart until he was witless and unmanned, and denying to his son the kingship at the height of his days."

Tolkien, "Akallabêth"

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@second_sailing if they opened a business they'd be sophists

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@wife_geist almost essential, in the same way that a peninsula is almost an island

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@pinklightsticc we just came up with a total cost of tickets number that compared unfavorably with just flying to japan

[Adrian @blagojevism]

People complain about the largely benign tarot and woo-woo sections in bookstores. This is the actual black magic section. The rites and formulae in these grimoires have a lot to do with the rise of the current political right, and with the success of Donald Trump in particular.

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@SpeedballBailey after that kick to the head, it's entirely possible he might not remember speedball

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@suzania I do know that none of them were named Shirley

[Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing]

Ratzo’s Pool Hall
Barnesville, MN