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All I do is login and lie

[s @exfootballfan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

I’ll always be in awe of this woman’s art bana. I don’t know where I saw her saying it took her 3yrs to work on this song…

[Hakuna yengs hapa @ImbayiK]

Next week ni watu wa Run Clubs wataitwa State House.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

I hate Pedro Neto links so bad I’m willing to give Savinho another shot.

[miss 1 of 1🇿🇦🦋 @LessaThenji]

Viana your chain is so unbelievably fake.

[Kareem Abdul-Jableeveland @OtachiWarren]

A shot of Lemon and Ginger in half a cup of hot water

A concept!!😂

[B @utdbrxy]

This aint even washed. Its another word we aint discovered yet

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

The fertilizer scandal was the surest sign for me that Ruto would betray all his promises since it came so early in his presidency. The saddest part is that the fertilizer was a donation to Kenya. They still found a way to shaft farmers and gave them gravel and donkey dung.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

the phrase “you’re blatantly just not me nan” entering my mind like a non-native organism that could easily become a serious threat to the local ecosystem

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

At some point he was just saying anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

He even lied he wanted to be a WANTAM president.

[📸 @THINGEO]

Old but gold 😂😂

[Melancrónico @fabcito]

Odiseo: Che boludo, no se coman las vacas que se va a re calentar Apolo, esta es la isla del dios del sol.
La tripulacion literalmente a los dos dias:

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

🚨GAZETTE ALERT: Every visitor to Kenya must now show $50,000 (Sh6.5M) health insurance before entry — under Gazette Notice No. 11492, 30th July 2026.
🌻No competitive tender for insurers. No public participation on the tariff. No disclosure on who collects the money.
Who benefits? 🤔
🌻The $50,000 minimum cover breaks down as:
🏥 Medical expenses — $20,000 (Sh2.6M)
🚁 Emergency evacuation — $25,000 (Sh3.25M)
💊 Medicines — $300 (Sh39,000)
🧠 Mental health — $1,000 (Sh130,000)
⚰️ Repatriation — $5,000 (Sh650,000)

Kenya’s rate dwarfs Tanzania’s flat $44 tourist insurance fee. No benchmarking disclosed. @MOH_Kenya @IRAKenya must explain — before this quietly strangles tourism @PPRAKenya @magicalkenya

[sosa @Free_S0sa]

why can’t he say no 😭

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

wagwan alakum with a scouse accent, this is what reform fears

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

"Imagine hearing your President is flying around in a jet carrying 30 people including a comedian to the US" - Indian TV Station 'First Post TV'

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Odysseus: 'How long have I been on this island?'

Calypso:

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Odysseus: don’t eat the cattle

His crew: