Guan Hjartmann

the guan and only

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

Astros win, rockets win

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@JoshPateCFB False. Forgot about stadium style seating in the living room

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

That’s the good stuff

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

Passer rating if a QB threw every pass into the stands: 39.6

Passer rating when targeting notable @HoustonTexans defenders in the playoffs since 2024, @NextGenStats:

🚷Kamari Lassiter – 6.3
🚷Derek Stingley Jr. – 17.2
🚷Calen Bullock – 33.3

@kamari_lassiter | @stingjr | @CalenBullock

#HTownMade

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@sfdata9ers @PFTCommenter some ammo for the schedule debate

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@HoustonTexans 0️⃣

[OA1 Disciplined Trading Service www.OA1Trading.com @oldarmy1]

Congrats Indiana!

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@AggieFootball @BarstoolGruden So how does the general public get their hands on one of these boxes🧐🧐

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@JoshPateCFB

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@JaxsonLovelady @HoustonXans @tmilrealdeal @AndrewSiciliano @YahooSports @OhioStateFB @SportsRadio610 @ClintStoerner @ShaunBijani @PCreighton1 @TexAgs @DavidNuno @AggieFootball @billyliucci @LopezOnSports @CJ7STROUD Break it to him!

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@RussBaxley @_MLFootball You

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@RussBaxley @_MLFootball You’re gay

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

A merry Christmas brought to you by QuikTrip @JoshPateCFB @QuikTrip #patestate

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@raisingkeynes You’re telling me. Make it easy for the everyday person and not the celebrities

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

McConaughey can bring a bottle of wine in but I have to chug my half empty Coors light before I get in???

[Morgan Weaver @morganweaver_]

.@McConaughey with a friendly gesture for A&M AD @TrevAlberts

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@Matthew_Wood97 @JoshPateCFB @QuikTrip #PateState @JoshPateCFB

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

Made my wife hold it for almost an hour just so we could stop at QuikTrip. Leaving a happy customer nonetheless @JoshPateCFB @QuikTrip

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@YouTubeTV why can’t I watch redzone and the Texans in multiview. Let me make my own multiview!!

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

@JamesRoyNFL SWARM

[James Roy @JamesRoyNFL]

TEXANS TICKET GIVEAWAY:

Want 2 tickets to see the Texans take on the Jaguars in NRG? Here’s how to enter:

1. Like and Retweet this post
2. Follow @JamesRoyNFL
3. Drop a “SWARM” in the replies

Winner will be drawn on Friday at Noon CST.

[Guan Hjartmann @texags2019]

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