texaranian

apparently a lawyer 🤷‍♂️ | mostly here to overshare, self-loathe, argue, and be slightly contrarian

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Guy who invented the Dahiya doctrine—a doctrine predicated on the destruction of civil infrastructure and mass civilian death—is being championed as a meaningful liberal break from Netanyahu. Theres 17 people left on earth who still buy this shit & 12 of them work at the Atlantic

[Uber West Ham @UberWestHam]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: World Cup semifinal kits for all 4 nations.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

If Lindsey Graham's funeral is closed casket, you'll know he got greased by Russia while visiting the Ukraine drone factory

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

It’s impossible to build anything in America but 3 Flock cameras on every intersection across the nation deployed in ~1 month

[texaranian @texaranian]

Id like to go to one just one time to pay my respects

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

do you think those guys who are super autistic about Porn and go to Porn Conventions are happy

[texaranian @texaranian]

Lmao this is AI slop

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mitch McConnell has released a photo and the first statement on his condition:

"I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia."

[texaranian @texaranian]

Your "friend"??? If I had a stapler right now, you know where I'd be chucking it

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

It was a shock this morning to find out that my friend Lindsey Graham has died. He was a man who loved his work, his country, and his family. He didn’t have an easy life growing up and to me that explained a lot about him as well as his devotion to his remaining family members including his sister. It also explained his almost kid-like exuberance about his job and the responsibilities he was given (even in his sixties he would get off a plane in a foreign land with a twinkle in his eye and look at me as if to say, can you believe we are actually here and doing this?).

Lindsey was loyal to friends and causes. He was willing to work on gnarly issues and take on (at times) political risks for the right reasons. It is fitting that he died shortly after visiting Ukraine, one of those causes he would stand up for through thick and thin.

Much will be said in the coming days about his relationships with others—President Trump and John McCain for instance—but what can’t be forgotten is the reason why so many people he worked with—from senators to staff—will mourn his loss: Lindsey had a zest for life and the Senate that made you want to get to work on a bill with him or at least debate him. He brought joy to his job.

Lindsey Graham was the one who was willing to work with me (when so few would) on helping the Afghan refugees. I remember standing outside of a little phone booth in the Republican cloakroom last year as he spoke with the Vice President, holding up a sign that said “Save the Afghans” and he put the phone on hold and said “OK OK I will go on your bill even if it gets me in trouble.” Or his early willingness to lead on big tech bills, including repealing the provision that protects them from consumer suits.

But mostly my fond memories of spending time with Lindsey (and we travelled the world with John McCain) was not about the ups and downs of his policy positions. It was about his love for the world, his loyalty to hard causes and his friends, and the pure joy he brought to life. I will miss him.

[texaranian @texaranian]

@ianbremmer It sounds like you've got the "serious-pundit" wankery covered, boss - I'll stick to the glee 👍

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran
>gives up all dignity to pursue it
>finally gets war with Iran
>watches Iran win
>dies

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

From one lifelong closet case to another 🥱

[barry with the NED @bonzerbarry]

"I can't die now. I still need to do israeli-Saudi normalization"

*dies a couple hours later*

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

2030 World Cup Group C:

Argentina 🇦🇷
Madagascar 🇲🇬
Bangladesh 🇧🇩
Papua New Guinea 🇵🇬

[sasha na copa @lobotosasha]

HAHAHAHAHA OS CARAS ESTÃO INDO LONGE DEMAIS NOS MEMES

[texaranian @texaranian]

عمو لیندزی مرد، واییییی 🥺

https://t.co/yd0JoXO0it

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead

[ء @neylamine]

argentina are getting grouped in 2030 they’re literally nothing without messi 😭

[Berneese @theberneese]

Bellingham has been running for the whole 90 minutes, he’ll definitely be tired in extra time.

Bellingham in extra time:

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

If referees punished every single simulation with a yellow card, Argentina wouldn't have ended a single game at this World Cup with 11 players.