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[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ana Navarro: “You’ve got JD Vance out there telling the Pope to be careful with his words. When you work for a guy that celebrates Bob Mueller’s death, celebrates Rob Reiner’s death, posts images of the Obama’s as apes — you don’t have the moral standing to tell anybody to be careful with their words”

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”

Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[UnderDog @NoFear_DogHere]

@catturd2 Why do Trump's most childish and pathetic posts, make his loudest supporters all giggle like schoolgirls?

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

this is what a federal government completely controlled by Republicans looks like

[trash jones @jzux]

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

[bluebeancounter @texasbluebeans]

@JessicaTarlov Look at 'no tax on overtime.' The law passed is NOT what they said it would be.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Trump says that Obama started the Iran war 47 years ago.

Obama was 17 and was in high school.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear MAGA,

If Donald Trump is so respected around the world, why has every major world leader said no to helping him protect the The Strait of Hormuz?

They are all saying no to a clown.

The world sees what you fail to see: Trump is a CLOWN.

[bluebeancounter @texasbluebeans]

@donwinslow @SharonAnnLo If I don't have a passport, I can use my birth certificate. Except I got married so that won't work. Will my marriage certificate do? I guess I need to start working on a passport.
Is this really what it is going to take for women to vote?

[JAKEGTV @jakeg_official]

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has "indefinitely paused" the unsealing of the final Epstein files, citing "regional instability" and "national security" regarding the Iran conflict.

If you had ANY remaining doubts, then nobody can help you.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA treated the 13 service members killed during Biden’s Afghanistan withdrawal like the worst tragedy in American history. Now troops are dying in Trump’s war with Iran, and the outrage has magically disappeared.

[bluebeancounter @texasbluebeans]

@allenanalysis @ShawnMcCreesh The fit he would have thrown if a woman asked that question....

[bluebeancounter @texasbluebeans]

@allenanalysis And the dipshits who love him don't question a thing.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Just so everyone is tracking what's happening in Texas.

The Republicans got their results in Dallas. No problem.

The Democrats voting was paused, because KEN PAXTON asked the Texas Supreme Court to strike down the lower court's decision to keep the polls open.

That could mean any votes cast between 7pm and 9pm may be in question, and it also means hundreds of people who turned out to vote WERE TURNED AWAY.

This is VOTER SUPPRESSION.
Fuck Ken Paxton.

And get ready for this to happen all over the country in November.

Republicans can't win, so they cheat.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Right now the Dow has dropped over 1,000 points. If that holds, it will be the 14th time in history it happened.

Donald Trump was President 12 of those times.

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Yesterday a reporter asked Ken Paxton if his impeachment in the TX House was a problem for his Senate race. He replied "Trump was impeached twice and look where he is! President of the United States!"

Nothing epitomizes better the current state of GOP.

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.