hannah🍅

just an extension of my private story

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

i am a sickly jew

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

a member of one direction dying really was the only thing that could ever bring me back to twitter huh

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@gingerjewsus yes it’s on sunday

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

“i love this song and i hate the police” - an israeli while listening to area codes by ludacris and nate dogg

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

a real sentence i can say that is 100% true is that the kid who shit in a urinal and threw a ping pong paddle into the wall and is related to jack antonoff asked me to shabbat.

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

last night one of my campers was upset about friend drama and i said to go to sleep and they’ll feel better in the morning. this morning they said hannah i don’t feel better and my response was “i’m just a girl.” this is my new excuse for everything.

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

“bro not all rappers have father figures” - 10 year old boy #campconvos

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@danstrugletweit sorry i’ll try to be better

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@maamantha @bingbano1738 this is such a hot take

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@lindseyplot she’s just like me

[Lindsey Plotkin @lindseyplot]

spacex be tooting and farting

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

*people doing cheers at meals*
my camper: this is why people don’t like jews

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

“syncing up on your period is like bluetooth…or like blue cooch” - my camper

[Lindsey Plotkin @lindseyplot]

can someone please fill me in on if something big is going on at spacex the amount of rocket engines i’m hearing is getting kinda ridiculous

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

me explaining how fines in sororities work:

my camper: but hannah aren’t you broke?

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@gingerjewsus @micahmicahyeah every jew at american university fr

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@micahmicahyeah NO FR

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

DESERVED

[bleachers @bleachersmusic]

✨✨ @recordingacad

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

@hotsexyawesome …not sam

[hannah🍅 @texascrocs]

redownloaded twitter just so i could tell everyone that today @hotsexyawesome said she would move to texas for me which is like the biggest compliment she could give me