Jason LaPres

Professor of Anatomy and Physiology. Author. I love my family, playing golf and volleyball

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@kodiak138 @Monica55dzrh 5.5 would be medium well on that picture.

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@MortuaryMusings @Monica55dzrh 5.5. Yeah for chicken

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@braves2430 Nothing worth more than $1. It would completely devalue it and ruin society. Think about it.

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@YoungStarOn Mistake? Oops I tripped and fell on your 🐓

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@Solayne_x That is assault

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@realMaalouf Jack Sparrow’s ship

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@cenlaguitar That’s just Texas for you.

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@PghPennStateDad @Seth_3773 It’s the correct call according to the rules.

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@imsrslyntontwtr @JJTittle10 @SECcousinShane TU is the ONLY team with over 700 wins and under 7 nattys (only 4). That’s epic underperformance

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@SECcousinShane Overconfidence

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@Breaking57 Clickbait douche

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@Seth_3773 It’s a Texas thing.

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@Seth_3773 No rule change needed. Just umpire accountability

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@kyleumlang It’s Friday. Also, it should be more but TU historically underperforms. Look at this, yall have half as many football titles as others with similar total wins.

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How do we know every Presidential election winner in only a few hours but LA takes a week to know who wins a mayoral election?

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@sullyengels Ok let me cover both sides of this. Agree it is stupid MLB doesn’t just add the bag. BUT this is/was avoidable

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@NobodymrRobert Inexperienced

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@FortyAcreVibes But hey, as an Aggie I wish we had 4 championships 😳

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@FortyAcreVibes A major blue blood is probably a team where the number of championships matches the number of total wins.

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@Deano_1314 @FortyAcreVibes But which is which?