stoned heaux

Full-time hater & pessimist. 🖕🏻💋 AND FUCK DONALD TRUMP

[. @FailureToReact]

Sheepstealer on the battlefield:

#DemDragons #HOTD

[HBO Max @hbomax]

More Bubbline incoming.

#AdventureTime: Bubblegum and Marceline, a new Max Original series, is coming soon.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

I know it smell crazy in there

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

How it feels to enter an already fully established friend group

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

the club chalamet versus parisian nonbinary, halsey versus that bald guy, trump reflecting pool, carly rae, las culturistas awards….they all rooted in a rich culture of joblessness

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Charli xcx’s new song ‘wink wink’ drops tomorrow.

[stoned heaux @texassboi]

@James2607298361 @comeinsox @creepydotorg Oh so you’re stupid AND have no facts 🤣😭👀

[stoned heaux @texassboi]

@yosoymichael Exaaaactly @mikadontyoudare

[stoned heaux @texassboi]

@mikadontyoudare Oh y’all both are mentally ill…got it

[White Oak Music Hall @WhiteOakMH]

JUST ANNOUNCED! @Wednesday_Band_ & Mannequin Pussy hit the Downstairs stage on 11/12 w/ special guest Snõõper! 🖤

Tickets on sale on Friday, June 26th at 10am – sign up for our venue presale happening on Thursday, June 25th at 10am: https://t.co/mx1xEtMfdZ

[DC Universe Daily @DCdaily]

New details on CLAYFACE 🎭

“Clayface is “insane” and features a scene with “Matt having to cut his eyelids open with a pair of scissors on a plane going through turbulence.”

“Movie is “very good and funnier than expected. Very R-rated, very gory, has nudity too. No Batman.”

(Via: https://t.co/LGHffWX6Kk)

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Ellis 🇮🇪 @AuraHaver]

having a print off with your dad is batshit insane

[stoned heaux @texassboi]

@dagas_sa @PawPlapping @SlayingShaymin Blowing up my mentions just proved my point. 🤣😭 Pathetic.

[stoned heaux @texassboi]

@dagas_sa @SlayingShaymin Halsey fans don’t have jobs because how are you on here EVERY HOUR defending her 🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣 here you go!!! https://t.co/QFPZrdYaSw

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A ‘FREDDY THE 13TH’ animated horror-comedy movie is in development at Paramount Animation.

Dan Trachtenberg (10 Cloverfield Lane, Predator: Badlands) is set to direct.

(https://t.co/8CHyJFYL4B)

[Charli @charli_xcx]

something horny is coming ;)

[Olivia Rodrigo @oliviarodrigo]

truly never felt more excited to share a piece of news with you all. i’ve had a dream of doing this festival for years and i am so ecstatic its finally coming true!! Daisy Chain Fields features an all-women lineup and 100 percent of the net proceeds will go to charities dedicated to advancing and advocating for women and girls. the lineup is truly insane and full of my heroes and friends. i firmly believe that joy, community, and music can be the drivers of meaningful change and I’m hopeful this festival will be just that. I absolutely cannot wait to scream and dance and sing with you guys August 29th!!!!

sign up for presale access at: https://t.co/jd8JDYlIug

follow: @daisychainfield

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

My Resume: " i'm a team player and super friendly"

Me when coworker says good morning;

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

What @krystal_versace Needs To Do Is Rank The Blackest White Girls Bc All She Knows How To Do Is Reach For The Darlest Shade Of Foundation. Happy Juneteenth Krystal ! Oh Wait Lmao