texas pickle

texas super fan, good time haver. #picklestake #hookem

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

headed to the garden with olives in it #pastatime

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers #pickledddddd

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

Hear ye, hear ye go fucketh thyself #picklestake

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

oh i can’t get a steak and rice bowl? i thought this was america asshole. #picklespissed

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

my waiter at the local mexican joint is a total dickwad. don’t wanna give pickles a drink? are you serious right now? #picklesmad #dickwad

[Porky Star @PorkyStarrr]

fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke #jokeSTAR

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

am i the only person who thinks gavin adcock is a fat drunk asshole? #picklestake

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

me when i lie #hookem #fuckohiostate #picklestake

[Michigan Metal 〽️ @Metaleka_]

Ohio State is beating Texas 31-17.

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

don’t ask for pickle’s take if u can’t handle the truth. I’ll give it to ya straight up every time. #picklestake #dealwithit

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

@therealgenobean @GioWexner archmania is gonna run wild on youuuuu #picklestake

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

I’ve been hungover for 2 months straight haven’t even met my baby cousin yet. Don’t worry little man, you’ll meet the legend soon. #picklestake

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

“ugh i shouldn’t drink tonight i have to work tomor-”is the furthest my friend got before i roundhouse kicked him in the nuts and gave him an ice cold coors light. Work is temporary this buzz is forever. #picklestake

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

@therealgenobean

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

beers with the fellas at the local watering hole like a sore dick you just can’t beat it… #picklestake

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

@easttexasdegen @therealgenobean uh oh @therealgenobean you’ve been doxxed!

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

@therealgenobean difficult decision geno. Can’t beat a cold coors light just a personal preference #picklestake #hookem

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

loved the waterboy, my only gripe is that is takes place in louisiana instead of texas #picklestake #hookem

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

@GenotheBeano83

[texas pickle @texastoothpick3]

@GenotheBeano83 Get him to the astros, the TEXAS heat will whip him into shape!