Winston

You're picking that up?

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

In the nearly a year since I last tweeted, I’ve gnawed bones, chewed a dozen plush toys, chased balls countless miles, and learned to write.

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

@alexparbarnes KNEW WHAT? DID THEY KNOW WHO’S A GOOD DOG? DID THEY? CAN YOU INTRODUCE US?

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

It’s 2017 and I’m still writing “No seriously, WHO is a good boy?” on all my checks.

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

poopin’

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

@janepitt @woycheck @texburgher are you kidding me i don’t want to compete against that dog he’s like the ivan drago of dogs forget it

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

I have decided to Hillary Clinton but please do not ask me to talk about why

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

type type type type type

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

I had a tick.

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

This is Winston

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

Hi hi hi hi hi

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

@ziggyfrost hi ziggy hi

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

play more snoop dog

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

lol jk poopin

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

developing an ebola preparedness plan

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

poopin'

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

𝅗𝅥 Poopin'

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

Poopin'

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

I played.

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

@jburdeezy You know, I'm not a puppy anymore, big boy.

[Winston @texburghers_dog]

poopin'