George Gutierrez

my main goal is to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody
@asfmusic210

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Another year, another @hamgabrus chat with my bros @Gabrus and @BDayBoysMitch. I always look forward to these, and I love the transparency and vulnerability of these two in these episodes. Rooting for you as always, boys.

Once again,

Ur Earth-2 Mexican bro and 3rd mic....?

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

DC/WB: So James, what are you thinking for the next Superman movie?

James Gunn: Bring me everyone....

DC/WB: ....I'm sorry...did you say... everyone?

James Gunn:

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Watching #TheSantaClause and realizing that any woman with that 90s bob haircut that Laura has was rocking the OG Karen cut

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Watching my fiancee play @DisneyDLV and discussing whether or not Scrooge McDuck will get guillotined in the revolution.

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Don King didn't die for this....

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

My take on the #WorldSeries2024 is this: Go @spurs Go.

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

@numetal_moment I think it's pretty obvious I HAVEN'T

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Can they just hurry up and light that shit already ? #Paris2024 #ParisOlympics2024

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Love getting random fatigue when I'm in the middle of doing stuff. Not like I had a bunch of things to do anyway or anything like that.

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

#obsession by @18VOfficial already slapped way back in 04, but HOLY HELL this 2024 version HITS. @JamesHartagram @keithbarney @KenShreds #ripmickdeth

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Poor people get DUIs all the time. @jtimberlake will be fine. #dirtypop

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Skittle skattle @bugmane

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

2004: folding your Motorola Razr onto the waistband of your sweatpants because they have no pocket.

2024: folding your Motorola Razr 5G into the waistband of your sweatpants because they also don't have pockets.

I tell you hwut man dang ol time man dang ol flat circle man yup

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

@GhostOfAgony @yungglottis

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

They really playing the @adtr "Since U Been Gone" at the restaurant rn.

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

@bugmane "what the world needs now......"

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

You know inflation is real when a @JackBox Munchie Meal is $11.00

[Big Sarj @SubzeroSarj]

This is what 6 beers feels like

[George Gutierrez @texicangeorge]

Just me and the lady