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[Jon @TexJ0N]

@FirstMondaysFM LLCs aren't corporations. First. #firstMonDais #afourmentions #firstMondays @jfershee @isamuel @danepps

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@FirstMondaysFM @danepps @isamuel Feedback Segment Name Ideas: The First Mon-Dais, Afourmentions, Fourthought(s), First Monday Morning Quarterbacks

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NFY Idea: Help an obscure band generate Spotify revenue by paying people to get on local radio/tv broadcasts to say "hey Google play [unique title] on Spotify" @nathanfielder @NathanForYou_ @nathanfielder_

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Where's Costanza when we need him? https://t.co/BZ5WkVD198

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FACT: Justice Solito always goes for seconds at the Fed Courts Feast. @FirstMondaysFM @danepps @isamuel @steve_vladeck #justiceSolito #firstMondays #fedCourtsFeast #warrenCheeseBerger #footlongFelixFrankfurter @justicesolito

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FACT: Justice Solito mispronounces "Rio Grand[e]" as "Rio Grahn-day." @FirstMondaysFM @danepps @isamuel #justiceSolito #firstMondays #longWinter'sNap @justicesolito

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@cookingissues On This Day in 2013: “You can go buy your own ketchup, and I promise to God, you can put as much as you want on it and nobody’s going to say nothing.”  #garbageCondiment https://t.co/iGzNhVLWsp

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“Now that the planet I live on has traveled 584 million miles in an elliptical around its star, I’ve decided I need to be healthier and eat less pasta,” said Turner, revealing that the angular momentum from the Earth’s formation pushing it through 365 fu… https://t.co/I4il0akTox

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"Horomanski checked her account statement online earlier this month and saw that she was being zapped for $284,460,000,000 by Penelec, her electric provider." https://t.co/C5rXs0EdON

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I think we'll be Irish this Christmas. https://t.co/g0I6lMKGAL

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@ReneRedzepiNoma https://t.co/OO2AKo10uM

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What's wrong with the cheese-on-bottom approach? It seems like it would promote better melting (the cold lettuce, tomato, and condiments don't cool the cheese) and it just seems generally more appealing to see a perfectly charred hamburger patty (… https://t.co/NBkwf5QwwC

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Streaming without express written consent of Major League Baseball https://t.co/QSLKaPvTSy

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“As floodwaters wash down streets, through garages and kitchens, across thousands of acres of farmland and through… https://t.co/0SvLzGnuAT

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Something to consider if you're making a property-damage claim.

H/T Ryan Becker https://t.co/CoLWxG40Ih

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