madame M

Sassy Texan in the Windy City saying all the things she wants to say out loud but doesn’t

[madame M @texmadame]

Why can I only sleep after press snooze?

[madame M @texmadame]

@JanetJackson at #tinleypark #Chicago Fix the audio!

[Rachel. @_loveRachel_]

#SBLVII  #SuperBowl 

Hol on…is Rihanna pregnant again?!!

[madame M @texmadame]

Is there anything more #American than #ChrisStapleton singing the US national anthem #SuperBowl

[madame M @texmadame]

@WholeFoods playlist is BANGIN… #adultere

[madame M @texmadame]

Love it when you see that asshat who pushed past you to get off the plane in baggage claim waiting with everyone 🤣

[madame M @texmadame]

Why do #Uber drivers see you standing on the side of the road and they stop 200ft past you?

[madame M @texmadame]

Hear me out— all airport bathroom stalls are the size of the ♿️ stall. Win win! #airports

[madame M @texmadame]

#psa STOP creating a new email thread with old email thread topics. #petpeeve

[madame M @texmadame]

Uber drivers should have empty trunks…

[madame M @texmadame]

I went on a date with a man with a graduate degree. I would like to announce that I too graduated from high school and also have a graduate degree!

[Ｎ 💗 Ｕ Ｒ 𝒷𝒷𝓎 @itssnourbby]

I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.

[madame M @texmadame]

I hate peoples who don’t pick up their dog poop. #AmberTurd #amberheardvsjohnnydepp

[madame M @texmadame]

Worst feeling in the world - stepping in water in socks.

[madame M @texmadame]

Why does watching #Yellowstone make me want to drink #Coors banquet and fuck a #cowboy?

[madame M @texmadame]

Why do Uber drivers stop 10ft short of where I am standing?

[madame M @texmadame]

I hate when Uber drivers sing.

[madame M @texmadame]

I miss #Korea where you could shush loud talkers on public transport.

[madame M @texmadame]

I just learned there are people who DON’T brush their teeth daily.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.