Tex “Mudshark” Marston

Former Kappa Alpha Order at Southern Methodist University 04’ alum

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@ArizonaVanDare Money never sleeps chef

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Lane Kiffin couldn’t care less about the game, I know he’s just waiting to roll hill after. #mybrotherjustanotherme

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Daniel Jones is certainly a quarterback of all time #freejonathantaylor

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@ArizonaVanDare You wouldn’t know bag from baking soda if I put them both in front of you. Get out of my comment section Arizona. #nuke

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

If bag was illegal then I guess I’m a criminal #whatif

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Never in my life have I been hammered and sobered up by watching football, thanks Denver broncos, you ruined my night. #nukedenver

[SMU Athletics @SMUMustangs]

FAMILY WEEKEND W

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Thanks Pete Golding, not only can I not buy beer tonight because of you but now I gotta put my house up for sale. #nukeolemiss

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Just hammered the ole miss moneyline after that last gator td, drinks on Trinidad tonight.

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@ArizonaVanDare Just say you aren’t about that life #squid

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Tryna find a bag at tailgate in these dark times. #bagdemic #safeties

[Arizona State James @biggamejamee]

The duality of man. #baggate

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@BradShrink1800 Already made it pal #expand

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@themiraclemann I remember my first tweet. #squid

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

Just put my daughter’s college fund on smu moneyline tomorrow. Don’t let me down boys. #rememberyourroots

[🏴‍☠️ #BakerOut @BucsRuinedMe]

"Yes im a Michigan fan"

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@themiraclemann Get a load of this squid, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose while it’s freezing cold out. Wouldn’t last a day in the order. #rebsby90

[Tex “Mudshark” Marston @texmarston5]

@claytmanderson Man times have changed since the glory days 😂 they never did it like we did back in 04’ #boner #squid #smu #kappaalpha

[Elvis “The Miracle Man” Dumervil @themiraclemann]

#Obliterate

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Yall trust the government way too much..... I bet you still think Iraq has WMDs