American Pharoah

Paradise is adventure

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

You know you have a problem when you have the 💛 with your dealer on snap #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

@oskkpu #tweetbeforeyouthink

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

🤹

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

Horse cum to the moon
#tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

@angrymagaman Millie Bobby Brown being hot feels like looking at something illegal #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

Jerry Jones gimp #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

#tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

Pocket che-puh

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝔻𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕙𝕒𝕞 @Dave_Deb]

I like my phone being on vibrate in my jean pocket. Gives me a tingly sensation on my penis. #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

@OracleSeesAll1 @sandersjim00 AirBag™️

[Stan Darsh @StanDarshSP]

@sandersjim00 you need an AirTag on your bag so you don’t lose it. #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

I just womped into my special K #tweetbeforeyouthink

[Saurabh @TheOvermanEthos]

Dudes who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nothing.

Respect.

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

If this motherfucker rockets my balloon one more time I’m turning supercell hq into columbine #tweetbeforeyouthink #thisisajokeelondontsuspendmytwitter

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

“If my plug ghosted me I would be just as disappointed as if my dad told me he was disappointed in me” - my bestie #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

Got me an Asian torta call that shit a Bánh mì #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

UT parents paying for my drinks, getting abused; not paying for my drinks outa my pocket but with my soul #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

Has anyone else noticed the glowing aura around cops guns lately? Asking for a friend #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

Just learned gax is dangerous direct from the tank: currently ripping gax out of a condom #tweetbeforeyouthink

[American Pharoah @texpharaoh]

@angrymagaman