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@WhiteHouse @PressSec Hoping Lying Karoline never dines out in peace.

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FaceBook-Instagram got off easy with the 10 year settlement. Nothing will change until Zuckerberg is held accountable. Mark will NEVER change! He fucked over his college co-founder, what do you think he’ll keep knowingly enable upon his users? Tech Bros must go!

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@threalsophie Hoping your MAGA face meets many elbows in your short future playing basketball, before you move over to being a FOX "news" personality.

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@jackunheard He is where he belongs.

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@SpeakerJohnson What are they serving you in church bro?

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@IvankaTrumau1p Hey Barbie, you forgot "In a class of elite pathological liars" like your Daddy.

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Wait until Natalie (Nate) Harp has to compete with Ivanka to be Donny's number one girl.

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In the movie version of this train wreck of a "Presidency", the role of Natalie (Nate) Harp will be that of a crazy, psycho-bitch stalker.

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When does Natalie (Nate) Harp get the double D implants for @realDonaldTrump? Will there be a "I'm sorry I was so flat for you before..."

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@nytimes Devoted or delusional foreign agent? Does Russia know that Nate Harp is up to, or have they lost their operative?

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@seanhannity Oh what a zinger Lil Sean.
Sean Hannity is the physical embodiment of Donald Trumps gassy McD's rotten diaper odor everyone speaks of.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 A Rock.

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@Republicans True, true. No need for the politicization or militarization in sports. The military pays for that product placement anyway, then starves it's enrollees at sea and denies medical coverage the rest of their lives.

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@BasedMikeLee Is that you Nate (Natalie) Harp?

How much does Donny tip for a pedo-ending?

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@WhiteHouse The entire world thinks this every day with this fat fucking retard in the oval.

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@EricTrump You know your daddy likes the masculine looking "women". Even paid for it. Maybe you are just jealous of his male side piece? Don't worry, your wifey is transitioning.

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@MargoMartin47 @POTUS Sir, so glad to see you are focused on the most important things for the country. Who cares about sailors mental health, proper nutrition, gas prices, and salad that blows your ass out, right?

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@StevenCheung47 Every GOP comeback is at the intellectual level of an 11 year old pre-pubescent boy, just like Der-Leader.

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@MargoMartin47 @POTUS See, Donny's drooling over teenage boys now! What did Epstein procure for him?

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.@realdonadtrump You pay your human printer for human touch? (Even if it’s so small?) Is Natalie Harp a man? Kinda strange how all your wives & alleged hookups look sort of trans. You have been lusting after many male athletes lately…And then there’s your gay ass ballroom.