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i miss u guys

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#instavidapp

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ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

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You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.

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true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

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follow my personal @nicolestotler for a follow back on this account.

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straight a’s???? why not GAY a’s stop homophobia now

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ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

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what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly

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if a boy gets too close just bring up ur period they’ll back down because they’re WEAK boys are WEAK

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fun party game: take a shot every time u die on flappy bird

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flappy bird is like the new angry birds only this time i’m the angry one

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“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that im talking about his genes bc those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

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plug ur ass hole with a mentos and then pour coke over it

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I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

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sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

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its weird that we have 1 hand that knows how to do everything and then 1 hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”