txts from svt

Texts From Last Night. 18+ Adult content/NSFW. Alcohol/drugs/sex warning. This is FICTION/AU. Don't sue me. Don't care if you don't like my characterizations.

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(HVC): Help I am eating nachos But I'm w some guy. I need help. I dont know where I am. The nachos were so good I'll bring them but help me.

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@bunnysoI same

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(KSY): By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late

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(CSC): All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.

(XMH): Just one?

(CSC): Yup. One sock.

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(KSY): nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting

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(JWW): Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.

(BSK): If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.

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@jawabern im honored and i dont deserve these kind words. not to be a bitch but its bc i tweet that ugly shit and all the other ones tweet bad jokes we have been seeing since 2012!!!! go hard or go home

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(YJH): sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat

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(Junhui): I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story

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(BSK): please dont forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that

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ive asked this in the distant past but!
fanfiction

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Would you prefer full names or initials?

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(WZ): Once upon a time I threw up in my hands last night

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i do want you guys to know i only take the txts on this account from Texts From Last Night website or from screencaps of texts that have gone viral!

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@thicckwan yeah probably! id never use someones art huhu ;;;;

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@thicckwan i can find the tweet if youd like

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@thicckwan heres the screencap

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@thicckwan no it was a text message screencap from some girl

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ive asked this in the distant past but!
fanfiction

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(KSY): Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer

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Omg I’m actually sirprised!!!