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Funny observations from a guy who’s actually lived a little.
Business owner. Real estate investor. Florida.

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The microwave hitting 0:01 and me opening the door before it beeps is the closest I get to defusing a bomb.

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@ScammersCartel My Son was in accident yesterday and thank god he is okay.

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@ScammersCartel First TV is up!

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@Market_Mind_ How did Elon pay in child support for all of his kids?

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@TheFootBaptist I’m in Tarpon Springs, we good.

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@PeteHegseth lol 😂

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My favorite investment strategy is closing the app and being slightly unpleasant to everyone in the house.

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@ZachBitango Thank goodness for the good guy with a gun!

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@Gitmo99 FAFO territory

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@AndrewYang Another buying signal! Buy the dip!

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@stockmom Yes SPCX and VOO

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@growthrapidly $JNJ $DUK $KR

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@MaxxChewning Huge buying signal!!

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@beaver58377 Looks amazing!

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The internet needs a feature that shows how long someone Googled before becoming an expert in the replies.

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@RJambone @AkademiksTV Sneak = sucker punch

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@Michael4FL mmkay

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Every time I drop something under the fridge, I get down and look first. I need to see what kind of life it’ll have down there.

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Halloween mummy doggs!

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@ZionLionRyan I wrapped them in bacon and croissant dough.