teresa uchiha maldonado

shrina tensei *sub nagato voice*

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

This is equivalent as to having heaven & clouds in the background of a photo you were in with the caption “rest in paradise.”💀

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine you’re dyіng and this is whats playing in the background

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

Asked my bf if he’d still love me if I turned into a worm, and this man said he would go fishing and use me as bait. 😂

[Kyle @WordsByKyle]

Beyoncé: You can’t break my soul!

American politics every day since the song dropped:

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

I’m deceased 😂😂😂

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

Beyonce ‘quit your job’

Me in HR this morning:

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

Buggy being an emperor messed up my mind since he wanted to dip out on his crew to save himself from the government 😂😂😂

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

@PokemanZ0N6 I don’t think Luffy killed him tho. My theory is that kaido is gonna get killed by Ryokugku since he’s killing the rest of his crew.

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

@Geo_AW This is equivalent to having blue balls since that chapter was iconic. 🥲

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

The new one piece chapter made me wanna throw my office chair at work bc I can’t believe Oda left us hangin like that 🥲🥲🥲

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

Facts

[Go Birds! 🦅 4-2 @iDont_Chase]

*apt doesn’t come with washer & dryer*

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

Mans literally got sued by his own mama for dissin her 🥲🥲🥲

[azrael @AzraelsAim]

gen z not realizing that eminem thrives on being cancelled

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

I fucks wit it

[Pluckers Wing Bar @Pluckers]

spicy lemon pepper chicken wings.

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

#NewProfilePic

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

😂😂😂

[Devin Enders $MOTHER @DevinFcknEnders]

Lol if @iamcardib hasn’t seen this yet I hope she does soon. 😂😂 I love it! #up

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

Me. I’m those ppl 😂😂

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

damn I hate boruto, breakin my heart and shiii 😭

[teresa uchiha maldonado @teyonceeeee]

😂

[Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks]

Ted Cruz packing his bags after being in Cancun for like an hour and a half