Dr. Rando #777

Gadfly to a horse -

Veritatem laborare nimis saepe, aiunt, exstinqui numquam. - Livius, Historiae, 22.39.

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

So, the other day my bf was watching Aquaman and then he texted me saying "Is this Johnny's ex-wife who shat in his bed?" and it made me think; he didn't know her name, he only knew her as "the woman who shat in Johnny Depp's bed" There Amber, this is your legacy. Enjoy it!

[Jaimee @0rang3youglad]

In my latest for @eviemagazine, I watched Depp v Heard, so you don't have to.

Netflix churns out yet another sanctimonious revisionist documentary on the Depp v Heard trial with its Amber Heard White Knight Brigade in full force.
https://t.co/sq6OhSNNOa

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

Why on earth are people worshipping lawyers now? Why do you need to attach yourself with a bunch of people? Everything and everyone can and should be questioned when faced with discrepancy; so what's up with this mess?

[Arwen sparrow 🏴‍☠️ @An_elf_pirate]

HERE IT IS!!!

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

@imseriousyall @An_elf_pirate Dude same! The m&g was 10.000 TL and it is unbelievably expensive 💀 I have been waiting for 19 years to see him and I could only see him from distance 🥲

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

Also, I'm an old school. I watched the show, didn't take much photos and videos.

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

The show was great! But the next time I am buying VIP, it was so crowded I could barely see them on stage 🥲💀

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

They use crying and laughing synonymously

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

Fun fact: The only pregnancy cravings I had was for BigMac. #JohnnyDeppCannes2023

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

I was in class teaching philosophy and shit, meanwhile he was at Cannes showing journalists their place 💀 that must have hurt lol #JohnnyDeppCannes2023

[Arwen sparrow 🏴‍☠️ @An_elf_pirate]

Get them Johnny 💪😈

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

Aww the lil baby looking at him with gratitude, thinking "thank you for clearing our name, we don't shit on beds" 🥹

[🌟🏴‍☠️ @GellertDepp]

this little doggy is looking at him with all the love in the world 😭😭😭

[Beb @BowerxDepp]

one year ago today Johnny Depp was in a courtroom as a victim of domestic violence fighting for his justice. today he is attending Cannes with his new movie Jeanne Du Barry opening the festival where he starred in as a king. you can’t keep a good man down. proud of him

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

He is finally here! #JohnnyDeppIsALegend #yesyoucannes

[Festival de Cannes @Festival_Cannes]

✨ It's time for the Red Carpet of the Opening Film of the 76e Festival de cannes - JEANNE DU BARRY by MAÏWENN
#Cannes2023 #RedSteps #OutOfCompetition #OfficialSelection https://t.co/nXMd7RaIMe

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

Bish, he is the style!

[LillyJane916 @LillyJane916]

Congratulations to Johnny Depp for landing the largest men’s fragrance deal in history.

It’s literally what you deserve.❤️

I can’t wait to see you looking dapper in @dior on the #Cannes2023 red carpet.
#JohnnyDeppKingLouisXV

[GrantL @LaminGrant]

UPDATE: The Australian Gov confirms in a new statement to Frank that Amber Heard is still under criminal investigation for perjury.
The case is still ongoing.

#AmberHeard
#AmberHeardIsFinished
#AmberHeardlsAnAbuser
#AmberHeardlsALiar
#JohnnyDepp
#JohnnyDeppRises
#Australia

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

@Eskarina9 @hollywoodvamps 🙏🏼

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

I am too excited for Hollywood Vampires concert in Istanbul but at the same time I don't know how I will manage to stand in a crowded area for hours while being 7 months pregnant lol. Nonetheless, I am happy because my boy's first concert will be @hollywoodvamps 🤘

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

@Eskarina9 @hollywoodvamps Seems like it will be like that for the whole summer.

[Dr. Rando #777 @teytanus]

@Eskarina9 @hollywoodvamps Thank you, as a winter person I am scared.