Tez

Like tech, photography, footy, tennis and I'm a self-appointed armchair manager of Norwich City FC. Views my own, no offence intended, be kind etc.

[Tez @tez09]

It is indeed “One of those…”! 😡 #canarycall

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Apparently we’re a “data-driven club”? 🫣 Which stat gives any hope? Why is the owner speaking to the media next week and Knapper is nowhere to be seen? #canarycall

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Last ten minutes were OK but too little too late. WBA average, didn’t have to try too hard. Good to have the best striker in league up top but of no use if the ball is mostly in our own half. #canarycall

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Hung on to playoff spot, failed to score at home in first leg, playing a team 17 points ahead on 90 total and quality difference showed. Leeds were on fire and could’ve had a hatful. Any surprises? Time for a big top to bottom refresh. #canarycall

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Couple of months ago would’ve been a 4-0+ loss. Possession stats impressive but we kept delaying in the final third then waiting for Leeds to get everyone back. Need to speed it up with one touches and create more chances. #canarycall

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Tired? Pay me £30-40k a week and I’ll do three games a week! Jeez! 😡 #canarycall

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If you’re a player that’s been in the team in recent weeks, and unbeaten, surely you’d expect to be starting? Don’t understand the team selection. Keeping Rowe injury free for January sales? Gotta sell to make changes? #canarycall

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We are a club that is skint, in debt and losing money every week so there won’t be any changes unless we are desperate and can fund changes. That probably means 21st in league and player sale(s) in Jan. #canarycall

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Wagner has proven he can’t cut it tactically. Why on earth has it taken injuries/bans to get Danny Batth in the first 11? Also, is it true we don’t want to play McCallum because of a fee that will be due to Coventry? Broke financially. #canarycall

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If we’re hanging on for change in Sporting Director, why can’t we get someone in now as temporary coach? Could it be any worse? #canarycall

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Spot on Bridget! You cannot run a business like this… but along come Norwich…! #canarycall

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Who is the actual boss at Norwich? Asking for a confused friend… #canarycall

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Manager making illogical decisions especially with subs, squad quality questionable with no depth, outgoing sporting director hanging around, club ownership too slow to change. Stuck in transition rather than transitioning! #canarycall

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Rob… The reason we’re looking at those down the road is that for over a decade we’ve been better, and now they are. We are worse. End of. No point in pretending. Need a kick up the arse! #canarycall

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Shocking first goal thinking we’re Barcelona messing about at back. Hurts to say it but Swansea showed a bit more quality. We are nowhere near a top six team. No given right to just assume it. #canarycall

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Take away the wreckless penalty and the soft second goal, add McLeans shot and duffy’s header and we get a point. Leicester were very very good defensively. #canarycall

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@LondonTheatre1 @IoloWilliams2 @BBCSpringwatch @NHS @ChrisGPackham @michaelastracha @MeganMcCubbin @SwanseabayNHS Get well soon, here’s a pic from #rspbminsmere

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Mid-table mediocrity? Lower half in reality. Painfully slow and predictable end to the season. Doubts about the capabilities of everything at the club… #canarycall

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The media ban is wrong but how long does the dictator intend it to last? Addressing the disconnect is becoming more and more critical. Face the music, be accountable, fear no questions. We want the straight talking we had at the start, or we want someone who will talk #canarycall

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Three managers, two married couples, and a canary in a rotten pear tree… #canarycall