David Cortez

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[David Cortez @tez_830]

@steakgenderive @Quadripolar_B Buddy this is not the defense you think it is😭✌️

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Almost that time of year again 😤

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

release the real cover 2k

[Rick Cumberland, JD @depressedtuffy]

I wish I had classes in 3 weeks…

#40moreyears

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@rawrxdtit I hated this claim because everytime I hear it it comes from people who don’t watch sports 😭

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@rawrxdtit So it we never grow out of it, nice

[brady @revivedOTbrady]

the mlb draft is cool cause there will be like 3 people every year you know personally drafted in the 16th round

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@Renegade1k Was he catching or pitching??

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@jc_carpenter @Danny2KYT Wemby RICO don’t speak this into existence 😂😂😂😂😂

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@elitetakes_ Bro I was at work and got on a damn client call when these got released, they sold out in MINUTES 😭😭😭😭

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

the one juror on the kirk trial who's gonna convince the other jurors that israel did it

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@Saintboy92 @ihatebbls El Mexicano nace donde le da las ganas compa

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@e4rthtomars Not true, he’s in France

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Mora los primeros minutos:

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@thebluntvixen There’s alot of spaces in the real world where they could’ve met tbh. Bars, clubs, work, networking events, the gym, etc, it’s also not crazy to think that a 22 year old woman is capable of making a decision like dating a 30 year old tbh🤷‍♂️

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@BrettKollmann Genuinely devastating news to hear about a guy we grew up watching. Completely changed how to use the speed back in the league and in all levels of football tbh. Praying for him and his family

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@Donye313 @GrizzFan76 She’s way too bad and way too real to be on the show tbh, the guys did her dirty tbh

[David Cortez @tez_830]

@Donye313 @GrizzFan76 Sol was a 1 seed and his bag wasn’t there she packed him up fr😂

[David Cortez @tez_830]

6? I remember my first time drinking beer

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[anna vió a bts @utopiasjk]

todos en el azteca cuando metieron a jugar a memo ochoa