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sebuah kisah usang

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[jurnalsibapak @fajrek1]

Istrinya sakit pinggang. 2 tahun.

dia beliin kasur baru. Rp 2 juta
Niatnya baik. Biar dia tidur nyenyak. Biar sembuh.

Gak sembuh.

Bantal ortopedi. Rp 1juta
Gak sembuh.

Kursi ergonomis. Rp 1 juta
Gak sembuh.

Sampai fisioterapis tanya satu pertanyaan:
"Ibu mandiin anaknya di mana?"

[Griffin @griffinarks]

selingkuh itu hanya dilakukan oleh orang jelek.

jelek hatinya, jelek akalnya, juga jelek attitude-nya, karena biasanya yang jelek itu butuh validasi kalau mereka laku keras.

[Bardan - Digital Marketer @bardanslm]

kata istri sayah "kamu jangan nanya aku terus dong, km yg tentuin kek sekali2 mau kemana, makan apa, nonton apa, mau ngapain"

tapi pas saya saranin respon dia
- "enggak ah"
- "no"
- "enggak mau"
- "ih males banget"
- "gakkkk"
- "yeee kamu aja sendiri"

akhirnya saya masih menjadi cowo bingung sampai sekarang 😂

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

How do you hide behind a cover and still get hit?

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Ederson will leave Manchester city a legend 🩵

372 appearances, 18 trophies won.
🏆 6x Premier League
🏆 2x FA Cup
🏆 3x EFL Cup
🏆 3x Community Shield
🏆 Champions League
🏆 CWC
🏆 UEFA Super Cup

Individual Awards:
🏅 3x Golden Glove Winner
🏅 2x PFA TOTY
🏅'21 UCL SOTS
🏅 PL GK assist record.
🏅 The Best FIFA Goalkeeper: 2023
🏅 Globe Soccer Awards Best Goalkeeper: 2023
🏅 FIFPRO Men's World 11: 2024

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Thank you, Ederson 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

That night in Istanbul ✨

[Manchester City @ManCity]

You helped us make history 🏆🩵

[🥤 @kosutetangga]

[thread meme jelek]

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A bull in Brazil taking his drunk owner home

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Hello, hello. It's good to be back! 👋🎙️

Wishing the best of luck to @oasis as they return to the stage this evening! 🎸🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Because we need each other, we believe in one another! 🩵

[I Want That Cat @Iwantthatcat]

Seeing UFC live is better than watching it on TV 😹

[We Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Why bro, just why? 😭

[Innovacommunity @innovacommunity]

Kalau saat ujian SIM ada test ini, dijamin Jakarta gk bakal macet kayak sekarang.🤣

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

Good kitties! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣