Ash Tezoo

Costs Lawyer, sports enthusiast, ever frustrated FPL player

[Ash Tezoo @tezoo17]

Mad that the Newcastle’s summer ‘Isak replacement’ has somehow scored twice… AGAINST Newcastle 😂 #LIVNEW #bbcfootball

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@gertigj @GraemeKelly1 Most ACL injuries are not contact related, so it’s unlikely the contact causes the injury but moreso the weight of the own player’s body on impact with the ground/awkward movement on impact

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Liverpool 🤝 Stoppage time winners #bbcfootball

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@AnythingLFC_ Forgot teams aren’t allowed to score after 80 mins…

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@peter_bolster “Other than the (proceeds to name Konate’s clear cut chance), there was no clear cut chance”. So we did create something then? 😅

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@EntireDesign_ The desperation to not show any bias actually ends up causing bias… against us 😂

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@TalkCPFC What’s equally mad is, if we’re honest, Ekitike probably doesn’t sign for Liverpool this summer if Newcastle don’t fight the Isak sale for so long. Quite the unintentional pump fake from Liverpool!

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@HLTCO Dan, Liverpool fan here but I also keenly follow Palace’s progress. Do you think it’s a misstep from Palace to not have been progressing CB signings more rapidly given Liverpool’s interest in Guehi has been evident for well over a month now?

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@TomLevins1 @LFCandTacos In fairness Liverpool are historically, and this window too, very good at making a lot of money from player sales. It’s a massive contributing factor to facilitating such a big spend this window

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@RobGutmann Agree with this, defences give you stability and prevent losses, but ultimately, goals win games and he will score buckets!

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@bkelly776 They are going to force him into reintegrating aren’t they, given it’s a World Cup next year…

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Chiesa with the long hair giving mad Bolo Zenden vibes! #bbcfootball #LIVBOR

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@Shannxo You have to think Howe is just talking the talk so they can come out and say “We did all we could, the right way, etc etc” when Isak eventually leaves

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@Shannxo The ‘give us Isak or we’ll sign the younger version (that you also want)’ is such a power play. I’m all for it!

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@Shannxo That Coutinho money won’t spend itself 😂

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Two guards of honour in one stadium. Special stuff! 🙌🏽🏆 #LIVCRY #bbcfootball

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@HLTCO @fbtlpod Alberto Aqualani

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@SkySportsPL ‘If they back Arteta and he gets the players he wants’… who have they been signing for the past 4 years then?!

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@TheRedsAway Up until ‘and his name is Arne Slot’ it works with the Allez Allez Allez tune too!

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@Shannxo 3 🤦🏽‍♂️