"bro I think the stripper loves me"
"nah bro. she treats everyone like that."
"whoah, really?"
"yeah. she loves everyone, everywhere."
"even with all the terrible things I've done in my rotten life...?"
"she loved you before you were born, bro. she IS love, bro."
"bro..."
fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item
Things to say to your avoidant partner:
• Face me
• Face me, coward
• Speak to me
• Answer my message directly
• Face me
• Face me
• Please talk to me
• Face me