Tyler Fitch

#BlackLivesMatter SRE for the @AdobeFonts team. Ex-@Chef. Developer and Accidental Ops. Lover of tech and lacrosse.

[Tyler Fitch @tfitch]

Here is my Amazon Dash button app that will tweet for you. I use it when I travel so my kids can message me. https://t.co/zRuIQhIl1E

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes can literally have fun under any circumstance

[Pierre Tessier @PuckPuck]

Earlier today, a @honeycombio solution architect was in a meeting with a new customer showing off some new product features using the customer's data... and the customer suddenly had a production incident 😱

a short thread🧵

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

-There weren’t 2 hammers.

- Cops didn’t stand there.

- The glass wasn’t broken from the inside.

- The guy wasn’t in his underwear.

- Pelosi didn’t say he knew the guy to 911 and never said his name.

- There were security cameras who recorded it.

- The guy confessed.

[Soo Choi-Andrews @soosiechoi]

We open sourced two of main components of the Mondoo platform - cnquery and cnspec. Read more about these two projects and our novel approach: infrastructure agnostic and extensible #opensourcesoftware #security

[Trackhouse Racing @TeamTrackhouse]

These in-car audio reactions are priceless!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Shout out to Judy from HR for this masterpiece

[Tyler Fitch @tfitch]

@tas50 Was down there during Monitorama and this was my big takeaway. The remote workers don’t need food carts.
I’m amazed how many as there actually are with no visible customers.

[Tyler Fitch @tfitch]

That was excellent race strategy by Ferrari.

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

What F1 opinion would you tweet to alert everyone that you're in danger

[Tyler Fitch @tfitch]

@acpotus Weasels go pop

https://t.co/SHkZHtskp9

[Tyler Fitch @tfitch]

@LaxBeck @1980Dorothy They changed the OR law a couple years ago so in rural areas people can pump their own gas.
But in the cities it’s still pumped for you that majority of the time.

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Tim Cook needs to calm down 😅🏁

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Amazon owns Ring, AWS, and Prime Video, so every @awscloud network engineer technically works on a Tolkien/Ring network.

[Chris w/Crosstalk @crosstalksol]

Made a PiHole button on my Stream Deck that disables PiHole blocking on both of my PiHoles for 300 seconds. No more having to log into each interface!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The 6 largest publicly traded oil companies made more than $70 billion in profit in just *90 days*.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Oil prices today: $85.90 a barrel
Gas prices today: $3.85 a gallon

Oil prices in April 2010: $85.66 a barrel
Gas prices in April 2010: $2.85 a gallon

Gas prices are $1 a gallon higher than they should be because of Big Oil's greed. We need a windfall profits tax.

[Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

[Tyler Fitch @tfitch]

@complexsplit Once you open them they lose all their value. Better to keep them in storage.