Tiffany

small girl with disturbing thoughts, but hey, ppl like 'em. (no they don't, save urself).

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@ajh2ro I hope u mean passport size photo cuz iza la ur passport I got pretty bad news…

[Tiffany @tfounii]

Aries season???
🙅🏻‍♀️
Allergies season.

[Tiffany @tfounii]

Me: are you cryjngg??
My sis: *sniffles* No my skin is just dry so I thought I’d moisturize it with my tears...

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@heavensentkiwi Coconut creamer is expensive!!

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@heavensentkiwi If it wasn’t for me walking in on you watching a tutorial on how to set one up, I would’ve thought a darkroom was a place where we can close the blinds, drink wine and cry together every morning

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@heavensentkiwi “Tiff it’s fineee! How hard can it be to read a boxxx?”

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@heavensentkiwi Bazinga

[Tiffany @tfounii]

All I want is love bites but all I get are frost bites 🥺
#maybeitsmytragicsenseofhumor

[Tiffany @tfounii]

You’re telling me we will soon not be able to use social distancing as an excuse to cancel plans anymore? O.o

[Tiffany @tfounii]

Can’t afford coconut creamer?
No problem! Just spill a dash of leftover coconut rum that was in the back of your liquor cabinet into ur coffee and your good to go :D :D
I am not ok :D

[Tiffany @tfounii]

With the vaccines coming, I just wanna say I’m gonna miss waking up, looking at a mirror, saying ew, then covering my disappointment simply by wearing a mask...

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@cigsafterseks Currently binging The Office and pigging out, best choice lil sara7a

[Tiffany @tfounii]

I don’t understand what’s the hype on hydro flasks, mish kil 3omerna mne7mool gourt?

[Tiffany @tfounii]

R u really Lebanese if u don’t look both ways before crossing a one way street?

[Tiffany @tfounii]

*Lucifer starts professing love to Chloe*
No one:
Literally no one:
Absolutely no one on this dying planet they call Earth:
Chloe’s phone: RIIIIIINNNGGGGG

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@lilpatzX U naufals have officially become zookeepers

[Tiffany @tfounii]

I just told Little Mermaid at dinner: good thing Sebastian ain't here, they're serving fish.
I never thought someone can politely run away from u...
#MyDisneyTrip

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I was googling best rides in Epcot, Disneyworld, and my sis straight up told me to look up a ride called six flags...

[Tiffany @tfounii]

I just grabbed Aurora at Disneyworld and looked dead into her eyes and said: I sleep way more than you, how the hell do u make it stop.
All she did was look at me in sympathy...

[Tiffany @tfounii]

@cbat96 I said what I said.

[Tiffany @tfounii]

People who think r respectful because they knock once then barge into your room deserve to be hung.