alex from target

ha ha take that loser nerd

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby that's cute not everyone has that kind of relationship with their siblings so it's cool to hear about the ones that do

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@jfcbixby @gtfogabe i'd rather be an only child honestly all those christmas presents would be mine

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@jfcbixby @gtfogabe what happened with her? did she leave to go into the porn industry? i heard people prefer that over stripping

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby oh she's your sister? i never would've thought at least u have her and not 2 younger brothers that have a bug obsession

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@jfcbixby @gtfogabe have you worked with strippers before? i'm trying to get far in my stripping career

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby it all makes since now is she just really clumsy or does she just hate you?

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe that's tru i should drop out and become a stripper or something

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby a map? a map of what?

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@jfcbixby //i'm cryin bc sims 3 is my heart and soul but it lags so much on my computer and it's such a struggle to play it but hi i'm izzy

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe all of my teachers complained about how their pay sucked so i'll stay away from teaching and tbh biology was never my best subject

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby has she fucked up your blanket forts before?

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe but knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell won't pay the bills either let's be honest

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@jfcbixby @gtfogabe it seems like so much work though and what if it gets fucked up? that's hours worth of work for nothing h....ow

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@lmaobayleigh ok let me go to myspace and get some pics of "myself"

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby jesus your whole apartment? what happened to just living room blanket forts?

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe my mom didn't even support me when i told her about my real dream she was just like ok that's great now go do your homework

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@lmaobayleigh you are one in a million pal we'd make a gr8 catfishing team i can see it now

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe @jfcbixby but are you guys building blanket forts even tho you hate her? bc i want to join this is my once in a lifetime chance

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@gtfogabe the amount of moral support u have given me is beautiful i'll give you a shoutout during my hall of fame induction speech

[alex from target @tfsasha]

@jfcbixby bruh no one ever wants to build blanket forts with me this is the dream it's all i need