Thomas Schmitt

Creative Brand Director in NYC

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

Another end to a beautiful weekend. #newportri #brentonstatepark #oceansunset #golden glow #no filter https://t.co/5QiDAktrs3

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

Nothing says love like a fresh rack of homemade chocolate chip cookies. Unfortunately the kids won’t let me hide them. #Denisesfamous #cookielove #cookiesandmilk @ Norwalk, Connecticut https://t.co/BfJMeM50N9

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New goose toy that makes actual goose noise, Fun! Time it took to rip through the head to get to the stuffing, 5 minutes. Now it’s time to rip off the wings and legs. #doglife #severedhead https://t.co/ivBw0ylfyk

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My name’s Roscoe and I rip the heads off my toys. RIP chicken. You can now join your friends, the cow, the dinosaur, and the gator. We still love you. #ripcity #rescuedog https://t.co/tmUAgXiJG8

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Welcome to the family Roscoe! #pawsrescuect #happydoggo https://t.co/vRlZEKSxc0

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Can always tell how serious the weather is by how far @gilsimmons sleeves are rolled up. Thanks for keeping us informed and safe.

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100% agree

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

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A little overcast day yesterday made for some nice black and white imagery in the park. #irvingtonny #lunchtimestrolling @ Irvington, New York https://t.co/cPw7D4LoE9

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

The best way to feel a sense of accomplishment is to do a load of laundry and have all your socks come out matching in the end.

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

Say it ain’t so! So many shows, so many laughs. She will be missed.

[NPR @NPR]

Just in: Penny Marshall, best known as Laverne of the '70s and '80s sitcom "Laverne & Shirley," has died. She also directed “A League of Their Own” and “Big.”

Marshall, 75, died at home in LA last night of complications from diabetes, according to a family publicist.

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

Someone found themselves a new app. Feeling pretty proud right now. This older guy is using all the cool tools. #instagramforolddudes https://t.co/W08Fi7liJ0

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Big shoutout to wavehillbreads who donate delicious breads to those in need with foodrescueus.fc. Their people are fantastic and their bread is amazing. Brioche… https://t.co/R1QKcjRcLq

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

How to get teenage daughter out of bed. Step 1: Play Minions banana song. Step 2: Keep playing until they’re up. Step 3: Victory! #minionsrock #persistence

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

I have never seen so much bread! Thank you @wavehillbreads for such a generous donation. It was put to good use feeding those in need in Norwalk and Westport. @foodrescueUS is an easy way to make a big impact in your neighborhood. #foodforall #generosity #doinggoodfeelinggood

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

One less teenager in the house. Still four people, but only one teenager now. #getting older #oneyearuntillegaldrinking #yikes

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We’ve hit peak Christmas shows. Chilling with Bob Ross painting a winter scene. #happylittletrees #happyaccidents

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

@auberginekate I grew up with them wrapped, my wife with unwrapped. We ended up doing one big Santa gift unwrapped and all others wrapped. Rudolph and the elves wrapped theirs.

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Taxi driver wisdom on finding your path: There’s no need to stand behind anyone when there’s so much room to walk. #findyourownpath

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

Dear world, if you could make a tetanus shot that isn't a pain in the shoulder for two days I'd appreciate it.

[Thomas Schmitt @tg_schmitt]

@sweet_ashleys How about banana chocolate chip?