If I had a dollar for every time some old white guy tells me he wants cash, a winning lottery ticket, etc. instead of water ice or ice cream when I ask him what I can get for him at work… I wouldn’t need to be serving water ice or ice cream
phillies twitter admin watching the fallout from the eagles loss knowing tomorrow they have to announce that the Bo Bichette stuff was a smokescreen and they’ve re-signed JT to a two-year deal
in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.
Romano acts shocked every time he gives up a home run like he never did that before. There’s about 50 baseballs on the moon and all of them are from him pitching I’m not sure why he’s shocked