Elizabeth O'Sullivan

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

[Elizabeth O'Sullivan @TGeffroy]

I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.

[Elizabeth O'Sullivan @TGeffroy]

The road to success...Is always under construction.

[Danielle Rael @LolitaSylia]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

[Elizabeth O'Sullivan @TGeffroy]

Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition.

[Lisa High @b_bagatta]

Russia summarized in one picture http://t.co/XmF9MEknaL

[Bonnie Jimenez @SarisJoan]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Olive Brooks @BonnieSabeth]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Elizabeth O'Sullivan @TGeffroy]

Urban Outfitters: Why does looking poor cost so much?