Thomas Howlett

[laplfc @laplfc]

Yer ma dresses like Bane to walk the dog

[?? @aeragons]

fake crazy bitches (real madrid locker room) when a real crazy bitch (mourinho) comes at them

[August @hmmmfggg]

Winston after Overwatch broke up for the first time

[Ky @_k_pn]

Joel Embiid putting up 30 while half alive

[: @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Just to put into context how insane this is, in his entire career Abraham Lincoln scored zero points and got shot in the head.

[Olly @ClassAOlly44]

Classic prank

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[Mbogo ya Nduîki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[august smith 🛸🔴 @augustjsmith]

never stop to appreciate a flower. and NEVER say hi to your mailman. every time you do you lose you 5-10 seconds. add those up over a year and you've wasted 4 minutes that you could have spent dropshipping bootleg indonesian juul pods to sixth graders.

[Dr. Van Nostrand @DoctorNostrand]

@Watchman_motto Bros job is to go to people's houses at pre-determined, pre-agreed upon times and he can't believe that they're home when he arrives

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

my oscillating fan:

[hys @Hys3x]

me trying to beat elden ring on my xbox kinect

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

yeah lemme get the pepto glizzmol

[K. @KKateone]

i think im just hungry big dawg

[nanasversion @nansversion]

the blind mouse in shrek:

[Brenna ‎✵ @reysbeskar]

"SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK TO THE DATHOMIR SKY..."