Abigail

There is a 102% chance I am tweeting from my bathtub

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i literally only redownloaded twitter to get an @UberEats refund for the taco bell i ordered over 2.5 hours ago 🙃

[Abigail @TGI_FREIday]

@jayymmmkayy I’ve colored my hair twice since this quarantine and I worked half of it so really I’ve colored my hair twice in a week whoops

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@byealiciaaa & tuck

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If this virus could have happened when I lived with my parents that would’ve been great. The audacity.

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that is if i don't die at the gym first

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wait real talk can i go get my nails done tomorrow or will i die

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can anyone explain why am i tearing up watching a RUSH documentary with my dad????? ugh the feels

[Abigail @TGI_FREIday]

Every night when i'm woken up by my dogs (2-4 am) - I actually get very upset knowing I'll never know uninterrupted sleep ever again until maybe my children move out? I wasn't ready. It isn't fair. **Currently: 3:22 am. Just let dog out in undies half asleep.**

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I ONLY had like 32 panic attacks on this 3 day work trip so essentially I am the calmest of cucumbers this year.

[Abigail @TGI_FREIday]

ya'll 😭😭😭😭😭 continued

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ya'll 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Abigail @TGI_FREIday]

@TDOLZ never

[Abigail @TGI_FREIday]

nick: "i just really prefer natural, simple women"

me: on my way to get my lips filled, with my clean extensions as I tap my acrylic nails on the steering wheel and refrain from frowning because the botox is fresh. cant forget the wash off the self-tan tonight!!!!

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clients: *11:29pm* "can u get me in tomorrow???"

me: *3+ hours into REM sleep*

clients next day: "wow why didn't you respond????"

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I'm out of murder documentaries and I am pissed. I have seen them all.

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@JCKAH Aw! Love that! I can’t even express the relationship I have with my parents. I get criticized a lot for my parents being my best friends but I wouldn’t change a thing and appreciate it so much more as an adult. I totally see the connection and closeness in you guys 💓

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Ask me again why my standards are through the roof 😭

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I just asked Nick if he used to practice making out on his hand when he was young and he had “zero” idea what I was talking about and now he is judging me and I feel attacked

[Abigail @TGI_FREIday]

When people ask me how I’m doing as I try to maintain a social life, plan a huge wedding, run a business, save money, get my body right, and keep my mental health in check.

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Sorry mom