Tobi Goldstein

Indiana 2014 | +2 Handicap | Palantir Stock Owner | 28 ACT | Former Varsity Football Player

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Titans and standout G Peter Skoronski have agreed to terms on a huge new extension to make him the highest-paid guard in the NFL.

Skoronski gets a 4-year, $100M deal with $88M guaranteed, as the former No. 11 overall pick, a Cam Ward bodyguard, cashes in.

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@CF_Budge Did Nico Radcic die?

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@greggy314 Posting on IG as a dude is an automatic 10 follower loss man

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Let’s bring Kirking back

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Was it just me that thought blowjobs were when a chick just blew air on your dick. Wasted a lot of time trying to give myself one back in the day.

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@jareddudleybc @buckheadmichael Get with the times Ed. Chic is the perfect word here

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They stacked the box (I stuttered uncrontrollably)

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Internship report out on this fine Wednesday morning.

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Internship report out on this fine Wednesday morning.

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@greggy314 Big on this Greg. Another innocent black man in jail.

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@jareddudleybc Congrats on the sex!

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@jareddudleybc Got this from you this morning FOH #employmentdox

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Starting to get pissed off by the number of exclamation marks used in the corporate world. My expense report is NOT that exciting #shrink

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@secnumbersguy Happy to see you still have the fastball

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@jareddudleybc @MichaelBScott69 This is pretty intuitive fuck face

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@jareddudleybc @PolymarketBlitz Responding to polymarket bait at 8:21 AM it is so over😭

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#guesstherace of the gentleman who adlibbed the entire Odyssey movie

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@Fiizop Bron: 91 overall in 2k
JB: 95 overall
Simons: 82
Dean: 78
You don’t know ball.

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Killing myself at 40 to honor Kobe

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Y’all landed in snobby shores. I rotated from lonely lodge #metaphor

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@ThaddeusQuack Tel Aviv