Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler

Analyst . Husband . Go Pack Go . Calm down Greggys here .

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Rule #1 of having a portable charger is never let ur boys know u have a portable charger.

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Name something harder than walking behind a fit 10 with a fat ass and not staring

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

@TGoldstein2001 Looking like this take is on track to come true, would still like to believe there’s no such thing as bad publicity though.

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Hopefully this new ig post can spark some motion come school time #zerobitches #alwayshungry

[Bytes @BytesVevo]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

@TGoldstein2001 Lovin where ur head is at Tobi

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Sitting at my desk here on week 9 of the internship wondering what it feels like to be pepper sprayed. #40moreyears

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Aaron Rodgers is far wiser than Anthony Fauci.

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Free the guys until it’s backwards. Fuckin pigs

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Caleb Williams reminds me a lot of Zohran Mamdani. If ur a bears fan u might aswell castrate yourself #beardown #mickeymousering

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Not even joking the pre-bar meal for tn was 3 eggs, a can of tuna, and garlic hummus & carrots. Hopefully there aren’t any Japanese around tn cuz these nukes are gonna be offensive #rolltide

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

There's 104 days of summer vacation

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

@ThaddeusQuack Not even a question Thaddeus, Madrids got everything barc has minus the chances of catching the clap. Easiest decision of 2026. Real question is who’s hopping out of SLS tdy, LANK.

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

@the_finkmeister The only way out is in, don’t delay it

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Flops at the gym? This acceptable? Lmk I’ve been getting mixed reviews

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Just matched w a mlb cheerleader on hinge and idk what to say.

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Just had chat tell me happy birthday, don’t think you can go much lower so I guess it’s all up from here! #takeahikepal

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

@ThaddeusQuack Don’t think it’s gonna happen, but I would be one happy camper if it did!

[Greg “Sneaky Jerk” Sudler @greggy314]

Hoping the ex wife happy birthdays her way back into my life soon, one can only dream

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge