therealthomasgomez

aspiring joke salesman if you will.
I think the path you take in life is based upon your mentality on life itself.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Getting to be about that time. Get ready for some slight… https://t.co/fnM9it74UB

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

VALHALLAREAPER8 #xbone #pubg https://t.co/GMrzNNX7Pe

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

@AshvsEvilDead season 3 let's gooooooo! #groovy #boomstick

[Chris Barron 🇺🇸 @ChrisRBarron]

Who is Cardi B? https://t.co/UKq1QEuOyI

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

@thehill Looks like cardi B is never going to perform at the super bowl.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The biggest suspense this #SuperBowlSunday is the same as every year - waiting to see which classic rock tunes will be whored out for commercials.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

@AtlantaFalcons you need to tell the @Eagles not to get cocky before it's over. #FlyEaglesFly #SuperBowl2018

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Alright, @jtimberlake let's keep this clean, my kids watching this too.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

I feel like @TomCruise making as many MI movies as he has is what inspired the "scorcher" movie trailers in tropic thunder

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Let it be known I've never voted. But if @TheRock was to run for POTUS, I'd vote for him.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Tom Brady's retirement predictions?

I'm thinking win or lose he's out.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

@ShamelessLipG @ShamelessFrankG You're right they did. Seasons 1-7.

[Shameless @SHO_Shameless]

💣💣💣 #Shameless #Showtime

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

@ZOMBIEJuicee @EthanCutkosky So there's only gonna be one more season?

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

@ShamelessFrankG @ShamelessLipG This last season seemed kinda weak compared to usual, I hope you're building up to something bigger for next season.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Weak season finale. Writers having issues @SHO_Shameless ?

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Alright Zoloft, let's try this again. You really fucked me last time.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

The only reason I use Twitter is to work on my brevity.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

P.S.A. Vagina wedgies aren't cute. Please pull your shorts out of your front butt.

[therealthomasgomez @tgomez912]

Ladies, I don't understand the lengths some of you will go to find the perfect fuckboy.