Tom

or tofu, sorry pam

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

Elizabeth I, August 1588.

[Flea @flea333]

Hydration break can eat a dick

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Funny place to bring that flag. Just looks like they’re opposing the log flumes.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Elon Musk can say what he likes about me but I won't stay silent whilst foreign tech billionaires, money earned off the backs of real workers, try to interfere in our democracy, incite violence in our communities and tear apart our country.

Time for him to pipe down.

[William Dalrymple @DalrympleWill]

I can’t see you how you can possibly avoid using the term ethnic cleansing, without losing your last remaining shreds of integrity as a journalist, @adamparsons.

Lebanon's internal displacement rate is now 22.6 percent — more than one in five of its people. Over 1.2 million people, including 350,000 children, have been forced from their homes, with the IDF launching more than 1,840 attacks on Lebanon since March 2, killing more than 1,497 people and injuring more than 4,639.

Moreover, the language used by Israel Katz to describe his aims in Southern Lebanon is extraordinarily explicit and self-incriminating. He has confirmed that Israel's military would establish a permanent "security zone" inside Lebanon up to the Litani River, that hundreds of thousands of displaced residents would be "completely prevented" from returning, and that "all the houses in the villages adjacent to the border in Lebanon will be demolished in accordance with the Rafah and Beit Hanoun model in Gaza."

The targeting of civilians for displacement specifically identified by their religion (Shia), combined with the destruction of their homes to prevent return, combined with the explicit statement that they will not be permitted to return — these are precisely the elements that international law identifies as forcible transfer and ethnic cleansing. Human Rights Watch has said that "the displacement of the Shia population looks less like a temporary military necessity and more like a move to permanently displace the civilian population based on their religion."

Its not complex, Adam. You just haven't got the balls to say it straight, and that failure makes your reportage worse than worthless. It makes it morally bankrupt.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Opening a German bakery called Gluten Tag.

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

I hope they’ve remembered to bring their jukebox money.

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

If Spurs turn that around in the second leg, it'll be the greatest Tudor comeback since Henry VII landed at Milford Haven in 1485.

[William Dalrymple @DalrympleWill]

@michaelgove Always a pleasure to be lectured on facts, or truthfullness, by Michael Gove...
@michaelgove

[William Dalrymple @DalrympleWill]

@michaelgove

[Adele V🦢 @liamgadele]

This is my idea of people having the best time of their life

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Rupert is so old fashioned he signs his posts.

[Oasis Mania @OasisMania]

Best video ever

📹 larajpullen

[Artists for Palestine UK @Art4PalestineUK]

But Glastonbury

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

BREAKING NEWS

Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Tom @tgoobz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 23 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[toby @trmilner]

Would love to have recalled the Indian starlet for today’s game. Pulling strings in the midfield and spraying passes left right and centre, massive miss for the wanderers

[Tom @tgoobz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 23 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).