t ♡

keep your friends close and get your enemy’s toaster | she/her

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[t ♡ @tgood___]

I’m back on this god forsaken app to beg LI producers to bring back Carl AND Corey. We don’t need Amora to make Sinister fuck around on Melanie some more. We need Carl to show her what she deserves, if not at least make Insincere uncomfortable. @loveislandusa @LoveIsland

[t ♡ @tgood___]

@KitchaFitFit1 Gotcha!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Maya Rudolph is a comedic genius

[t ♡ @tgood___]

@KitchaFitFit1 Can I have it, please?

[t ♡ @tgood___]

Listening to the last 5% of a book on 3x bc I’m done with it but I want to feel accomplished lol

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Kamala citing “I’m a better looking person” as one of the lies — IM SCREAMING

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

really glad i came back in time for #Debate2024

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the moment he knew he was cooked

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

I can’t respect anyone who could watch this and still vote for him.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

One thing I like about Kamala Harris is how she's very visibly alive

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

All night he talked about himself and about her.

She, by contrast, talked about you.

Because that’s who she works for.

[Derek Yeeter @xtremelywoke]

trump talking about the insurrection he incited

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

baby: googoo, gah gah

kamala harris:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

he showed up to this debate and said they’re executing babies after birth and also they’re eating pets

that’s what he said

a guy running for president said that

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Tonight in Philly 🤣

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump goes off the rails: “THEY’RE EATING THE PETS” #Debate2024