Tucker Goolesby

a look inside my mind

[♡🦇 @sadhotgirI]

drake after hearing that entire arena scream not like us word for word

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Women that lick ears are a different type of demon

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

u don’t even like urself why would i care if u like me 😭😭😭😭 b fr

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[chris person @Papapishu]

Asian soup spoons are so much better for the task of soup it's nuts. Western soup spoons are awful. The west is clearly unserious about the way it consumes soup.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

hardest pill i swallow this year was learning that no matter how good u could be to someone‚ no matter how much you love them‚ they can & they will turn their back on you & there’s absolutely nothing you can do but suck it up & keep moving forward.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

When you on your 4th “damn that’s crazy” and they still talking

[🐌 @Wheeema]

*in the middle of a breakdown*

me in the mirror:

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When the song u memorized comes on in the car

[🐌 @Wheeema]

If my sleep schedule was a person

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸

[toxic king @toxicking]

If I had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. You are a sin. I repel you, in the name of God. And my body count is back to 0. Amen

[THC Humor 💹🧲 @THChumor]

I like to smoke with people who make me forget to look at my phone

[toxic king @toxicking]

Calling me a hoe because I’m handsome is crazy

[toxic king @toxicking]

Maybe I am toxic.. nvm that shit don’t even sound right