Joe L.M. Bead

Eagles/Phillies/Flyers/Sixers/Union. Pitt. Liverpool FC. USMNT/WNT. Disciple of Sorkin & Merchant. Quoter of obscure TV shows & movies.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS!

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Tips to enjoy an IPA:
1.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

The NFL, presented by DraftKings, has no tolerance for gambling!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Just in: NFL is declining to hold a supplemental draft this summer, currently leaving the 2027 Draft as the only way for QB Brendan Sorsby to enter the NFL.

A letter is being sent to Sorsby, and to all 32 NFL teams, to inform them of the league’s decision.

The league continues to try to show it has little tolerance for gambling issues.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

HERE'S THE SITUATION!
THIS SONG ISN'T ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA!
IT'S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The crowd sings country roads after the win

How can you not be romantic about the World Cup

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

🐐 doing 🐐 things

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Hi @Phillies, I'm coming to see you on Thursday, and I would very much appreciate if Brad Keller is not on the roster anymore. Kthxbye

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Look how fast they took Trump’s face off the screen after the crowd erupts in boos.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Are you kidding me? #StanleyCup

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

34 years and counting, Canada! #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

There. Is. No. Bottom.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

$DELL just won a five-year $9.7 billion Pentagon software agreement for the US military.

But Trump also bought $DELL.

He bought multiple times since February 10th, up to more than $5,000,000.

On May 8th, he said: "Go out and buy a Dell."

Unusual.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Never. Win. The. President's. Trophy.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Caufield/Tage #Bucciovetimechallenge

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

"I don't think about Americans’ financial situation"
-The President of the United States of America

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Owners: "Salary Cap."
Players: "No. Salary Floor."
Owners: "No"

Manfred: Well, I think we're done here.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

MLB and the MLB Players Association are currently holding the first official collective-bargaining talks before the expiration of the CBA on Dec. 1, sources tell ESPN. The opening presentations are basic overviews of each side's position and set up the long bargaining road ahead.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Just decline all penalties, man...

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

AAAndrew Painter

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Thanks, I hate it

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

And here it is.

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

@VinceMancini You're at the Met Gala. You're at the Taco Bell. You're at the combination Met Gala and Taco Bell

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

@DOZENNETWORK Thanks. I submitted a form every week, so I feel like my overall record should be better, but I'm chalking that up to me probably filling out the forms wrong more than anything...

[Flyers Nation @FlyersNation]

More history loading 🔜

’Twas the eve of Round 2…

#IgniteTheOrange

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

Even if it is Canes in 4? Worth it. #FTP

[Joe L.M. Bead @tgrant20]

TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME YINZERS

[Siobhan Nolan @SGNolan]

MAN I NEED FROM THE #FLYERS LOCKER ROOM