(not that) Tim Minchin

Wheelie-bin park-shit centurion

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@beastieboy07 #NeserMustStay ?

[Cameron Ponsonby @cameronponsonby]

England spent years not picking from county cricket because it's different to the Test game and now they're all getting out to a 35-year-old seamer with the keeper up

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@tomdecent Do you mean because the commentators are in a “bunker” and can only see what’s on screen? I saw it live and found it odd.

[The Final Word @Final_Word_Pod]

🗣️ “I might and try and hit it out of the biggest ground in the world. Good fucking idea Rishabh!” - @GeoffLemonSport

🗣️ “It’s been a while. Fuck I need the rush!” - @collinsadam

Signing off from one of the greatest MCG Tests ever ❤️

#AUSvIND 🏏 #FinalWord

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@Brocklesnitch Have you heard about the hip-hip hooray power move?

1. Establish yourself as the “hip-hip-er”
2. Do only two hip-hips. Do not do a third.
3. The room is yours. Dominance established. Use your power wisely.

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@jimmaxcricket @RicFinlay Mumbai! (Silent partner in the Maxwell 201)

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@beastieboy07 @danbrettig And McSweeney is a Brisbane kid anyway!

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@LiebCricket I definitely heard a noise on the second one too

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@danbrettig Even though NMcS was listed at 4, he was batting by the 4th over in the 1st innings. And he then worked really hard to dig in and steady the ship on a really tricky surface. He definitely has the temperament for test cricket. The rest is up to the selectors.

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@andymcg_cricket Reckon Molly Strano’s c&b evens it out?

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@svdate “What’s wrong with being sexy?”

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Let's be clear. This fascist Madison Square Garden rally is not a bid to win the hearts and minds of undecided voters. It's to rile up potential political violence ahead of a looming election loss. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny]

Phillips took three for the match, which I suppose makes him Santner’s Little Helper.

[Bharat Sundaresan @beastieboy07]

When you take getting all your ducks in a row a bit too seriously

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@beastieboy07 Surely best figures for a male cricketer named after a major city with a dog named after a major city suburb

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@LiebCricket Maybe they should see what Allan Lamb and Graham Onions are up to? Recipe based XI?

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@LiebCricket Rookie error 😊

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@GeoffLemonSport But you’ll find that -41°F and -41°C to be surprisingly similar!

[(not that) Tim Minchin @tGuillermo]

@cameronponsonby I’ve tried this with moderate success against a moon ball bowler in park cricket. Worth a try.