Paul Daniells

One time I was on the same plane as Delta Goodrem.
Crowned -Hot Toowoomba Boy- by a ute load of girls from Gatton.

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I wonder what we are going to rename the Coral Sea?

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https://t.co/4Bc4pZOiCM
I was such a naive little boy that I thought the term "cotton-picking-hands" denigrated cotton farmers because of how much water it diverts from rivers compared to other agriculture. Great song, and the m/v is also brilliant, but watch "White Flag" first.

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And now for some music recommendations no one asked for: https://t.co/K8HMDyvIUB Really loving this one at the moment, the way he doubles up the beat (twice) with the rap at the end is breathtaking.

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One of the worst things I've ever ate as a kid were Uncle Toby's yogurt top muesli bars lukewarm from my lunchbox.

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@Irenezhao_ He got the VVIP courtside tickets.

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@twinkSlayer16 @papashem On the Ivermectin as well

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AOC shows off the Georgia drinking water after Meta’s data center was built

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I did one of those Korean colour analysis thingies and they were like: "You're white."

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All my biases are on hiatus. All joy has turned to ashes in my mouth.

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@sumokyokai @papashem I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song, I had to throw alway my whole computer just to be safe.

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@bodie9210472856 It's pronounced like baloney

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The Brisbane Broncos are capable of winning any game at any time. They are also capable of losing any game at any time (unless they are playing the Tigers at Campbelltown)

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They used to play classical music in shopping centre bathrooms to try and stop teens from loitering. Now they play "Dance Monkey" by Tones and I, which is a stroke of genius.

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I love the smell of my boyfriend's colon

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Double-checking the NRL casualty ward is taking up about 60% of my screen time. Literal doom scrolling.

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@papashem NRL is pretty similar unfortunately

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Logan: Where every day is hard rubbish collection day.

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"Why are you wearing Silly Socks? It's not Friday?"
"My Broncos socks are not silly."

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@papashem I think it was the way I left my chopsticks

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Eating at restaurants by yourself is a brave and liberating experience until you go to the bathroom and they throw away your less than half eaten meal and drinks.

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@papashem Dolks as in dorks and folks all at once!? How dare you

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I've committed a few modern faux pas' recently. Talking to people who are on a phone call on their air pods, refilling a foaming hand sanitiser with a non-foaming hand sanitiser. It's time to leave me out there in the longyard.