Thotoula Thotopoulos

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Girlie pops will ask if I’m a Swiftie meanwhile this is what I’m listening to:

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You know you’re at a bouzoukia in the DC area when you’re greeted by the bald-headed twins & spot Kalomira on stage at some point in the night.

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Do you ever look at your pet (cat or dog) and wonder if they’d survive as a stray in Greece?

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Every American: OMG TRAVIS KELCE & TAYLOR SWIFT ARE CELEBRATING THE BIG WIN!!!

Meanwhile Greek Americans: Shoutout to George Karlaftis for being Greek AND winning the Super Bowl!

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PSA: Eating Greek food isn’t considered a personality trait.

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So Pascha’s on Cinco de Mayo…does this mean we’re gonna be sipping on margaritas with our arni & kontosouvli?

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@maxxing Pls I’d love that

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Are freddo espresso martinis a thing in Greece yet?

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Fuck a mob wife aesthetic, I’m in my noikokira era 💁🏻‍♀️

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Me: I don’t wanna go to the xwrio, Baba. Can we go to the beach instead?

Baba: Όχι, Theia Katina made us bakaliaro me scordalia

Me:

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Me: Ela re mama, can we grab something to eat at Chipotle?!

Mama: We have Chipotle at home.

Me:

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Controlling the submarine with this

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So you’re telling me if I breathe the smog in NYC, it’s like smoking all night at Studio 24?

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I only swim in Greek beaches #SorryNotSorry

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“The Blue Zone Diet is so healthy”

My xwrio cousin’s breakfast:

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Greeks who drink their frappedes sketo make it their entire personality. We get it…you burned off your taste buds from chainsmoking Marlboro Reds.

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You’re not a shitty driver because you’re from Jersey. You’re a shitty driver because you’re Greek.

[✨DjYianni✨🎛️🩵🎧 @djyianni]

That one bug that won’t let you sleep in the χωριό

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Thotoula, Thotaki, Thotini

[thanasi papoulias 👌🇬🇷 @ExcuseMeRUGreek]

Which Greek name has the most Greeklish versions? Is it Yanni, Yianni, Gianni or is it Konstantinos, Constantinos, Kostadino or something else?