yes

[Alicia🫧 @alicialartey]

Wipe the plan 2 loans please xx

[eila ؛ଓ @fairyeila]

every time i have to sleep anywhere that isn’t my bed

[Patoune @PitPitrouillee]

Pov : tu achètes un tapis rafraîchissant pour ton chat

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

White people be like It’s past my cats bed time

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[fudge @fudgeposting]

asking your homies what you did when you blacked out last night

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[yes @th0tcheetos]

@EastMidRailway Hi, I’m booked on the 20:05 London St Pancras to Nottingham. What’s the best route to take given current disruption please?

[M @25mahfuz]

Crying he bought a 3 day ticket 😭😭😭

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

me accepting the things i can’t change

[horse @horseimage]

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

[Neet @neet_sol]

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

[♠️ @ayzorla]

ye talking in kanye’s ear on the way to wireless when he takes a turn through Stamford Hill

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Doing anything but my actual job when i hear the manager is going to be out for the day

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

No talking till Friday. Serious business only this week. Moving silently

[George @WoodsyDem]

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack