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wild wild west allis 🤩

[jaster @jasterisk_xyz]

church and state need a divorce

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@rialeyeet Hopping back on twitter just for this 🥺🥺🥺

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“God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers” I say to myself as I look for my vape

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@scarykneegirl Praying for u

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It’s giving 2014 tumblr

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Men used to go to war and now they type in all lowercase

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Bone in a McDonald’s parking lot, call that McDicked Down™️

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[gill @contactabrother]

a drunk cig to me is like giving a mouse a cookie

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hey guys it’s time i admit something… amelia earhart landed her plane on my dick then drowned in my cummies :// sorry it took so long to come forward with this information

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me finding out the choco taco is being discontinued even though i can’t remember the last time i had one

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

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@rachelcantu Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father will have you ugly crying throughout

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@julieschneiberg does he bring up being a college athlete frequently and does he let you have aux? or is it strictly his super chill underground local music scene that you probs haven’t heard of playlist

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“❌NOT❌ microwave safe” ok kys stupid ass useless plate I’m sick of this shit

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Me: *thinks I know where I’m driving bc I’ve lived in Milwaukee for five years*
The Lincoln Memorial lakefront intersection:

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I don’t use my airpods when I’m at home bc I don’t want my cat to feel left out

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I’m sorry #MyTwitterAnniversary

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me outside chain smoking with my 50 year-old coworkers after crying so hard in the walk-in that I have to hold a tub of frozen veal stew to my forehead to regulate myself ahahaha haha ahh