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ain’t nothin’ good can come outta somethin’ so pretty

[rock solid bimbo @th0tgoblin]

’You know, if you were a randomer I’d think you’re on crack.’ -A

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A nice date? In this economy? I guess so.

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How are you going to give me your entire phone number and still be a shit texter

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Why do I believe in true love? Because my friend met a girl last night and he sent me this this morning:

”I went to bed telling God if he lets this happen I'm gonna marry her”

[rock solid bimbo @th0tgoblin]

I don’t want to cry. Not on my birthday.

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Queen Charlotte is fucking me up okay

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If I had a nickle every time someone told me I remind them of Jennifer Lawrence I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

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I’m eating chicken nuggets for breakfast at 4am because I fell asleep at 5pm yesterday. I am free

[rock solid bimbo @th0tgoblin]

I wish I could put into words how I feel. All I know is that it is good. So very good.

[Isabel🌻 @isabelunraveled]

be cringe in 2023. your life will legit get better on every front this is not a joke

[rock solid bimbo @th0tgoblin]

Shoot your shot.

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I’m actually discombobulated

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Something about @Memeulous holding a wine glass just scratched my brain in a funny way

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@juufin Päivä pilalla

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@juufin mennäänkö naimisiin

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I’m actually mad turns out I’m violently allergic to dogs now

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is a reminder of 'ipsedixitism' (18th century): the assertion that something is 'fact' based on one person's opinion.

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I’m pushing people away again