Hayden Thiemann

“I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri.” -Peter Quill

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

I would kill to play indoor soccer with the homies rn

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

Zoomers are ruining the mafia industry

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

What's y'alls favorite crayon to eat as a snack?

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

Californians watch thunderstorms the same way midwesterners watch tornadoes

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans: It’s not guns, it’s mental health!

Also Republicans:

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Uvalde: AR-15
Buffalo: AR-15
Boulder: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Parkland: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Midland/Odessa: AR-15
Colorado Springs: AR-15
Poway synagogue: AR-15
Sutherland Springs: AR-15
Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15

Nashville: AR-15

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

@mitchelgargravy We're all set

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

My mom said she can drive us to revolt against our government if your mom can drive us back

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

Friendly reminder that representatives can be as young as 25. That is all.

[Evan Gaither @EvanGaither1]

there is no war in ba sing se

[Ryan Jostes @ryan_jostes]

Home. #MIZ @MizzouFootball

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

I bet the ocean has some tasty fish we haven't discovered yet

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

@HanonJarvis The world can only hope

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

@DennyGrandSlam You have got to be fucking with me

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

I'd kill for a thirty pack of Hug Barrels rn

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

@DennyGrandSlam The most horrific nightmare you could wish on your worst enemy

[Washington Schools @SDofWashington]

WHS Wrestler Kristin Sprung Named Washington Missourian Athlete of the Week. Click the link below for the story.
https://t.co/OlNJGwqd17

[Blue Jay Athletics @WHSBlueJays]

Congratulations to Trevor Buhr for signing w/ Iowa State to continue his education and football career! Good luck next year on the field and in the classroom!

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

@DennyGrandSlam Amen 🙏🏼

[Hayden Thiemann @th13mann]

@DennyGrandSlam The sailor or the chicken?